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Jealous Rage @ Conchenn

Wed Mar 8, 2006, 8:01 AM
The willy kisses the fanni twice at midnight...then once more at 1:05 am, both Central Standard time (US :P) Discover the meaning behind this, and you know the secrets of life...

=D

(^_^)

Mood: Brainless =D
Listening to: Zeromancer - Send Me An Angel
Watching: Jarhead

So, there is this Conchenn --> [link] <-- girl who I recently strong armed into, well, not actually strong armed, but bugged into joinning deviantART after seeing a sketch she did. She is good and all so I had to do it. Hopefully, when she gets more on, you will all go look see =D

...but she is also at the foot of my jealous rage. Her boyfriend, teh bastard Zaergate as I know him, bought her a fucking Wacom -->[link] <-- tablet >< I want one of those! I have wanted one for a while! Personally, I would prefer an Intuos3 one...the larger the better, but hell, I will settle for a Graphire one as well. I see all these fancy drawing and colorings on the PC and I think "I can do that! I wanna do that!" but then...well, my mouse drawing skillz are not up to par >< Mostly, I can't really color well with a mouse. Just doesn't work out well. I suppose I could draw, then scan...then trace over in Illustrator...but...well, it just doesn't look right. Oh well :/

...so, in the interest of keeping me happy and more productive, I think everyone should agree to pitch in and donate me as much money as possible to help purchase one! All extra proceeds shall go to car payments, college loan payments, but first, a new tattoo =D Just a single penny from 350,000 people should be good. Or if 350 people were to make $1 donations, that too would be acceptable! Just think, you could help stop me from a homicidal rampage that would end up with at least 36.67 people decapitated or disemboweled. God forbid if you are one of them...so think of your safety, and the safety of the children and the elderly, for they run slower then most and die first. Do it for the good of mankind!

wo ai ni ^^

(note me if you wanna make a donation! That's right ladies, you might even obtain my address ;))

...if this doesn't work...I might try prostitution next :S

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Nine Hells of Baator
  • Interests: Metal, computers, art, GORE! Dungeons & Dragons!
  • Favourite movie: Evil Dead 2, LotR, Dawn of the Dead, Conan the Barbarian
  • Favourite band or musician: EXHUMED! Impaled, Emperor, Iced Earth, Sentenced
  • Favourite genre of music: GRINDCORE :D All types of metal too, but grind is the shit!
  • Favourite artist: Luis Royo, HR Giger, David Bollt
  • Favourite poet or writer: Nemhein
  • Favourite photographer: suzi9mm :)
  • Favourite style of art: Photomanipulation
  • Operating System: Rot Gut!
  • MP3 player of choice: WinAMP...or one of the other 10 I have :-s
  • Shell of choice: The one from the bullet lodged in my head.
  • Skin of choice: Human, preferably pale
  • Favourite game: Baldur's Gate II, Planescape: Torment, Far Cry
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bucky *Get Fuzzy cat :D*
  • Personal Quote: "I don't trust anybody that dies, comes back to life three days later and tries to eat my brain
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop, Illustrator, 3dsMax 6, Brain,

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:iconxdeadxdolliex:
Jason!!!!!!!!!!!!! Craig and I miss you.. and the late night trips to New London to visit you at Festivals. How the hell have you been?????
:iconpureshapemind:
....You still alive, my brothah?
:iconspideyrocker:
any knowledge of whatever happened to cory? i havent talked to him in like... 2 years.

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MCChrisownz. I wanna go to a MC Chris show. But he never tourz, so in the meantime... I'm gonna memorize alla his rhymez.
:iconryan2006:
That is one kick ass poster on your door. :nod:

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my Gallery

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:iconsentencedxiii:
both of them are xD

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"Anything Exhumed is beyond criticism. Exhumed owns you, your mom, your sister, your mom's sister, your dog and your mom's and your sister's dogs. If you don't have a dog, get one so Exhumed can own it. So there."
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:wow:
Thta a cool gallery u got there.
Beutifull.:aww:
:)
:iconkatatonik:
Where have you been??

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I do not exist.

I faithfully insist.
:iconroyal-designs:
Hi there! If you've got the time, we would love if you could stop by our site, [link] whether you just want to look at our wide range of tutorials, look at our huge list of renders, or just show off some of your signatures or other works. Cheers!
:iconmahtiel:
:giggle: ...just a quick visit to send you a biiiiiiiiiiig :kiss: ... to thank fot the watch :hug:

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