The willy kisses the fanni twice at midnight...then once more at 1:05 am, both Central Standard time (US

) Discover the meaning behind this, and you know the secrets of life...
(^_^)
Mood:

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Listening to: Zeromancer - Send Me An Angel
Watching: Jarhead
So, there is this Conchenn -->
[link] <-- girl who I recently strong armed into, well, not actually strong armed, but bugged into joinning deviantART after seeing a sketch she did. She is good and all so I had to do it. Hopefully, when she gets more on, you will all go look see
...but she is also at the foot of my jealous rage. Her boyfriend, teh bastard Zaergate as I know him, bought her a fucking Wacom -->
[link] <-- tablet >< I want one of those! I have wanted one for a while! Personally, I would prefer an Intuos3 one...the larger the better, but hell, I will settle for a Graphire one as well. I see all these fancy drawing and colorings on the PC and I think "I can do that! I wanna do that!" but then...well, my mouse drawing skillz are not up to par >< Mostly, I can't really color well with a mouse. Just doesn't work out well. I suppose I could draw, then scan...then trace over in Illustrator...but...well, it just doesn't look right. Oh well :/
...so, in the interest of keeping me happy and more productive, I think everyone should agree to pitch in and donate me as much money as possible to help purchase one! All extra proceeds shall go to car payments, college loan payments, but first, a new tattoo

Just a single penny from 350,000 people should be good. Or if 350 people were to make $1 donations, that too would be acceptable! Just think, you could help stop me from a homicidal rampage that would end up with at least 36.67 people decapitated or disemboweled. God forbid if you are one of them...so think of your safety, and the safety of the children and the elderly, for they run slower then most and die first. Do it for the good of mankind!
wo ai ni ^^
(note me if you wanna make a donation! That's right ladies, you might even obtain my address

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...if this doesn't work...I might try prostitution next :S
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MCChrisownz. I wanna go to a MC Chris show. But he never tourz, so in the meantime... I'm gonna memorize alla his rhymez.
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my Gallery
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"Anything Exhumed is beyond criticism. Exhumed owns you, your mom, your sister, your mom's sister, your dog and your mom's and your sister's dogs. If you don't have a dog, get one so Exhumed can own it. So there."
Thta a cool gallery u got there.
Beutifull.
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I do not exist.
I faithfully insist.
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"Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed."
Howard Nemerov
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